Weird Conversations with a Brother

So these are the kinds of conversations I have with my brother that make me miss him ever so much!

He really is hilarious. And such a goof-ball.

jordan says:

 i need to go buy some water

 i hope i can srink tap water in singapore

 i miss tap water

 ha

 i think bottled water is slowly killing me, or atleast turning me into PLASTIC MAN

 hte second most useless super hero

 just a head of Robin

 atleast i am waterproof

 and can accidently strangle little children when they wrap me around their head

 FUCKING EH, I can drink the tap water in singapore

 that is what happens when you drink bottled water

 you become waterproof and kill little children

 anyway

 i have to go by water so i can KILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Typos included for effect :)